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The Chinese poster for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

The combination of 'unnervingly flawless self-control' with 'occasional tendency to engage in reckless, dangerous, and borderline self-destructive or death-seeking behaviour' in a character is SUCH catnip to me

demi-shoggoth:
“sugarweregoingdownswinging:
“shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn:
“GERARD DUBOIS
Moby Dick
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this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like...

GERARD DUBOIS
Moby Dick

this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like a shotgun shell

In case you were unaware, Moby Dick is one of the foundational texts of cosmic horror. The White Whale is a god, maybe even The God. And Ahab Hates Him.

Spiderman: across the spiderverse + text posts

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

cursed-mike-vining

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

the covers with women are equally gay

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so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

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Seriously…every cover is like this

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

Also in case anyone wants to know the best part of the books, it’s that whatever creature they are on the cover is 100% revealed to be a truth by the end.

In other news is the camp counselor single? asking for a me

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

SPIDER PUNK 💕

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[ID: Two panels of a Garfield comic.

First panel: Jon is sitting with Garfield in his lap and says, "What if being fat were considered attractive?"

Second panel: Garfield has stood up and is staring Jon in the face with his ears back and an angry expression. He's yanking Jon's shirt collar and is thinking, "What do you mean, 'What if', bozo?"

End ID]

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023) dev. Nintendo
rj-gryffon:
“I found this proverb somewhere on this cursed website. I’ve been thinking about it ever since.
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I found this proverb somewhere on this cursed website. I’ve been thinking about it ever since.

Why are “naturally thin” and “born with a fast metabolism” totally acceptable explanations for weight, but “naturally fat” and “born with a slow metabolism” seen as “excuses” for “laziness/irresponsibility/greediness”?

Answer: ignorance, fat stigma and discrimination.

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mobrei kiss for a collab on twitter

Lady Han Solo and Slave Prince Leia Photo shoot 

Cosplayers: C&C Cosplay

Photographer: Zach Picard

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